Introducing the I-keyCharger!
Your Iphone is too important to you to risk having a dead battery at the most inopportune times. The batteries simply aren't built to last, which is why you're monitoring your battery like it's your heart rate by 6PM every day. Hasn't technology come far enough to can end battery life problems forever and without having to carry a book bag full of accessories to make it happen? Well it never did, until NOW! When you have the I-KeyCharger you'll never have to worry about keeping iphone charging docks and chargers in your pocket ever again because you can fill you're battery up in a flash using the charger that's right on your key chain! Your phone will never die again as long as you have your keys with you.
Not available in stores, not available online. Beta Testers Only. Not too huge letters but big enough people will read it..especially a lawyer.